-_-

"Hai, can j00 help meh with dis?"

"What do you need to know?"

"What does it do?"

"..." *shoots self*

On the positive side, I got some car paint so Larry doesn't look like he got cut up by a bitch, now he just looks blotchy. I can deal with that.

I repeat, the world is going to end; please take all of your belongings and exit the world to your left, thank you and I hope you enjoyed your life!

I received like three customer compliments today, and yes that word is spelt correctly, Tribbles. :|

Just trying to see if I can add twitter to my website here...

And 110mb took away FTP and made it paid; at least when they took MySQL you got to keep it if you had it before they switched, I think I need a new server provider now...

I'm about to get a hard drive for my dead 360. It didn't RROD or e74 or whatever, it just has no hard drive and can't really function properly without one. It worked fine BEFORE I hooked it up to the net and got the new dashboard, but after that it fucked up. Looks like games like GTA and The Orange Box need at least 150mb of cache to just run.

Now I'll be able to drive across the Algonquin bridge without it freezing half-way, yay!

Stupid stuff that happens at work:

After explaining a few things about a general camcorder subject...

Customer: So you know anything about this stuff?
Me: !? ... *blink* Did I not just answer your questions?
Customer: Oh, yeah...

------------------------------------------------------------------

Waiting in another department for someone to get off the phone to ask them something...

Kid walking over to me: Excuse me the *turns head and points in opposite direction*
Me: *Not hearing what he said* Sorry what?
Kid: The computer *turns head and points in same direction*
Me: I can't hear what you're saying when you face the other way.
Kid: The computer is frozen!
Me: Ok, let me get someone for that. *Walks over to computer to see its working fine.* -_-

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Customer: You must be happy Circuit City is out of business.
Me: Not real exciting having forty thousand people lose their job.
Customer: Oh... *makes a sad face and walks away.*

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Customer: What does this GPS do? *Points to the lowest end model*
Me: Tells you where to go.
Customer: I know THAT.
Me: ...
Customer: But what does it DO?
Me: *confused* Tells you where to go?

I was looking for something interesting to do with my usb flash drive I bought a while back, it was tiny so I thought I would mod it into something. I turned it into a dog!

At first you're like awww:

Then you're like WTF?

And then you're like, oh there's my pr0n!

Now I look like I'm from the 80's. >_< I can never get this right, ever.

Also, dollhouse is the awesome.

That is all.

I was looking on some sites for a real phone contract, checking prices and whatnot. I went to AT&T and saw this:

Save $0! Support the economy!

SOMEBODY ESPLAIN!

Customer: I have a Magellan GPS and I was wondering how to update it?
Me: Just go to Magellan's website and download the maps.
Customer: It's a Tom Tom.
Me: Then go to Tom Tom's website.
Customer: How are the Tom Tom's rated?
Me: Well, Garmin's are higher rated.
Customer: That's what I have, a Garmin.
Me: ???

Don't come up to me and ask for a discount if you have a starbucks in your hand. If you can pay $5 for a cup of shitty coffee, you can pay $179.99 for a camera.