Now I look like I'm from the 80's. >_< I can never get this right, ever.

Also, dollhouse is the awesome.

That is all.

I found a nice place to stay and have started to settle in already. It's in a nice area, quiet with no annoying neighbors or live-ins that talk loud on the phone.

I can just afford it and I think I'm going to like it a lot. :D

My room: Mind the mess, I just moved in. :P

And my bathroom.

So my dad is kicking me out and instead of typing out this tl;dr essay about what happened, I shall summarize the entire thing in one little snippet.

Dad: Please take a shower.
Me: What the FUCK??? I take a shower ever day!
Dad: Well [insert dad's wife's name here] says you don't.
Me: What the fuck!?

If you cannot infer what that means from reading the above, get off of my website.

At work today, a guy was browsing my department in this shirt:

http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=7811

It was awesome.

Speaking of work, CODE ONE BITCHES, I'm all over that shit.

I've always, for the benefit of the consumer, assumed a certain intelligent quota for customers who come in and need assistance. It is ok to not know anything about technology as I am here to explain it to you so you do.

However, when a consumer cannot understand simple words such as but not limited to the following, I cannot provide any more assistance other than silent mockery.

The word list is as follows:
Proprietary
Resolution
Low-Profile
Multi-tasking
Wall
Size

Actual list size is larger, but some terms have been forgotten/blocked from my memory.

Came across this on a website and thought it was simple enough that I could try it.

One hundred pushups

The goal is to take a 6-week program to get to 100 pushups. I took the initial test and barely did 5 using an alternative method. Today I started the first week, doing the first sets, my armpits already hurt.

I dunno if I'm doing proper pushups yet, but hopefully in a few weeks, I'll be able to actually bend my elbows.

It's so fucking cold right now. I know I live in Florida an all, but it's fucking cold! I used to live up north and keep my trailer at like 58 degrees, well it's like 52 here. :|

I have to work today too, and I bet it'll be cold there too. At least I can pretend I'm helping customers and run from one side of the store to another to keep warm. That'd be great...

I'm gonna go boil water and pour it all over mah body now.

I took these photos from my car the other day driving to the store. This idiot was driving the wrong way down a one-way road in a shopping plaza with THREE signs that say, "DO NOT ENTER" on them. Then she backed up and tried to turn around three times, instead of just driving to the left which would have lead her to a parking lot. I took the parking lot route and turned around just in time to see her trying to turn at the end of the wrong way. Some people just shouldn't drive.