Stupid stuff that happens at work:

After explaining a few things about a general camcorder subject...

Customer: So you know anything about this stuff?
Me: !? ... *blink* Did I not just answer your questions?
Customer: Oh, yeah...

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Waiting in another department for someone to get off the phone to ask them something...

Kid walking over to me: Excuse me the *turns head and points in opposite direction*
Me: *Not hearing what he said* Sorry what?
Kid: The computer *turns head and points in same direction*
Me: I can't hear what you're saying when you face the other way.
Kid: The computer is frozen!
Me: Ok, let me get someone for that. *Walks over to computer to see its working fine.* -_-

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Customer: You must be happy Circuit City is out of business.
Me: Not real exciting having forty thousand people lose their job.
Customer: Oh... *makes a sad face and walks away.*

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Customer: What does this GPS do? *Points to the lowest end model*
Me: Tells you where to go.
Customer: I know THAT.
Me: ...
Customer: But what does it DO?
Me: *confused* Tells you where to go?

I was looking on some sites for a real phone contract, checking prices and whatnot. I went to AT&T and saw this:

Save $0! Support the economy!

SOMEBODY ESPLAIN!

Customer: I have a Magellan GPS and I was wondering how to update it?
Me: Just go to Magellan's website and download the maps.
Customer: It's a Tom Tom.
Me: Then go to Tom Tom's website.
Customer: How are the Tom Tom's rated?
Me: Well, Garmin's are higher rated.
Customer: That's what I have, a Garmin.
Me: ???

I popped in Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfigher or whatever and played it for a few minutes before I died and went to look online for codes. Yes I cheat, I am lazy and want instant gratification, so do this to me:

Now, the disc isn't a fucking backup, it came in the goddamn box and I installed from it for fucks sake. I was playing with it five minutes ago!

Here is the disc in question:

I'm finally caving in and looking for an Xbox 360 to buy, I went to Amazon to see if they had any warehouse deals (used or damaged boxes sold for cheap but still backed by Amazon) and I found this.

Yeah, it's the Arcade version...for only two grand!