Stupid stuff that happens at work:
After explaining a few things about a general camcorder subject...
Customer: So you know anything about this stuff?
Me: !? ... *blink* Did I not just answer your questions?
Customer: Oh, yeah...
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Waiting in another department for someone to get off the phone to ask them something...
Kid walking over to me: Excuse me the *turns head and points in opposite direction*
Me: *Not hearing what he said* Sorry what?
Kid: The computer *turns head and points in same direction*
Me: I can't hear what you're saying when you face the other way.
Kid: The computer is frozen!
Me: Ok, let me get someone for that. *Walks over to computer to see its working fine.* -_-
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Customer: You must be happy Circuit City is out of business.
Me: Not real exciting having forty thousand people lose their job.
Customer: Oh... *makes a sad face and walks away.*
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Customer: What does this GPS do? *Points to the lowest end model*
Me: Tells you where to go.
Customer: I know THAT.
Me: ...
Customer: But what does it DO?
Me: *confused* Tells you where to go?
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Me answering the phone: Best Buy [Department] How may I help you?
Customer: Yeah I'm on your website and I was wondering about how I can price match Amazon[dot]com?
Me: That information is available on our website...
Customer: Can't someone just tell me?
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Customer: How much is this?
Me: *checks the price* $41.99 usually, but this is an open box.
*A few minutes later*
Customer: You told me this was $41.99 but it's marked at [$]!
Me: $41.99 USUALLY, so you're saving...
Customer: *Walks away mad*
Me: ???
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Not all customers are bad, but most of them are. -_-