I found a nice place to stay and have started to settle in already. It's in a nice area, quiet with no annoying neighbors or live-ins that talk loud on the phone.

I can just afford it and I think I'm going to like it a lot. :D

My room: Mind the mess, I just moved in. :P

And my bathroom.

So my dad is kicking me out and instead of typing out this tl;dr essay about what happened, I shall summarize the entire thing in one little snippet.

Dad: Please take a shower.
Me: What the FUCK??? I take a shower ever day!
Dad: Well [insert dad's wife's name here] says you don't.
Me: What the fuck!?

If you cannot infer what that means from reading the above, get off of my website.

I went ahead and bought my 360 early since I had the monies and the days off to use it properly. I got it last night and I already had to swap out GTA IV since the disc drive scratched that up when I moved it. Now I know, DO NOT MOVE 360 WHILE IT IS ON OR PLUGGED IN, IT WILL FUCK UP.

It still works though, so that's good.

I also already beat Portal, I think it only took me a few hours, I don't remember. The last time I checked my watch was around 5pm and now it's past 10. Time flies when you're solving puzzles!

At work today, a guy was browsing my department in this shirt:

http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=7811

It was awesome.

Speaking of work, CODE ONE BITCHES, I'm all over that shit.

I popped in Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfigher or whatever and played it for a few minutes before I died and went to look online for codes. Yes I cheat, I am lazy and want instant gratification, so do this to me:

Now, the disc isn't a fucking backup, it came in the goddamn box and I installed from it for fucks sake. I was playing with it five minutes ago!

Here is the disc in question:

I've always, for the benefit of the consumer, assumed a certain intelligent quota for customers who come in and need assistance. It is ok to not know anything about technology as I am here to explain it to you so you do.

However, when a consumer cannot understand simple words such as but not limited to the following, I cannot provide any more assistance other than silent mockery.

The word list is as follows:
Proprietary
Resolution
Low-Profile
Multi-tasking
Wall
Size

Actual list size is larger, but some terms have been forgotten/blocked from my memory.

I'm finally caving in and looking for an Xbox 360 to buy, I went to Amazon to see if they had any warehouse deals (used or damaged boxes sold for cheap but still backed by Amazon) and I found this.

Yeah, it's the Arcade version...for only two grand!

Came across this on a website and thought it was simple enough that I could try it.

One hundred pushups

The goal is to take a 6-week program to get to 100 pushups. I took the initial test and barely did 5 using an alternative method. Today I started the first week, doing the first sets, my armpits already hurt.

I dunno if I'm doing proper pushups yet, but hopefully in a few weeks, I'll be able to actually bend my elbows.

I made a list of what I loved at work and what I loathed.

I think I don't really like working in Car-Fi. But hey, I get free donuts sometimes!

I got this Rocketfish (BBY brand) keyboard and mouse combo forever ago right. I set it up in Linux with no problem (a miracle at that.) at all. When I got my new computer with XP, bitch keyboard wouldn't work; mouse worked fine though.

So for about three weeks I let it hang out on my floor chilling out with the dust bunnies. Until now.

I finally got sick of the annoying corded keyboard I was using and tried connecting the bluetooth one once again...and it worked!

So why the fuck did it not work the 50 times I tried before? :| I hate Windows sometimes. >_<